{"id":4955,"date":"2024-05-11T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-11T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/?p=4955"},"modified":"2024-05-11T11:00:22","modified_gmt":"2024-05-11T10:00:22","slug":"boating-adventure-the-second-best-modernist-building-in-london","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/boating-adventure-the-second-best-modernist-building-in-london\/","title":{"rendered":"Boating adventure &amp; the Second Best Modernist Building in London"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/pxl_20240410_1312149505187522528940132096-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4953\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/pxl_20240410_1312149505187522528940132096-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/pxl_20240410_1312149505187522528940132096-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/pxl_20240410_1312149505187522528940132096-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/pxl_20240410_1312149505187522528940132096-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/pxl_20240410_1312149505187522528940132096.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">The Hoover Building in Perivale NW London, photo Kevin Flude<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I published this piece in April, but for some reason to do with the fact that I published the posts from my phone rather than my computer, no email was sent to subscribers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, here is a chance to see it.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What makes owning a narrow boat so wonderful, apart from enjoying living amidst nature, is the accidental discovery of undreamt of wonders.\u00a0 Last week, I moved my narrow boat from Westbourne Park, on the Grand Union Canal, to Perivale.\u00a0 A 3-hour boat trip of less than 10 miles to a frankly uninspiring suburb.\u00a0 But, as so often, mooring in an uninspiring place uncovered surprises that transform the mundane to the delightful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/img-20240410-wa00104106721941370302317-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4954\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/img-20240410-wa00104106721941370302317-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/img-20240410-wa00104106721941370302317-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/img-20240410-wa00104106721941370302317-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/img-20240410-wa00104106721941370302317.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Paddington branch of the Grand Union Canal heading west from Westbourne Park.&nbsp; Photo Harriet Salisbury <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>We set off on a beautifully sunny April morning to move the boat the requisite distance to satisfy licence terms. Rain at 12 prompted a premature end to the trip.\u00a0 We trudged to Perivale Underground Station, bemoaning our failure to get to Southall, to enjoy a Dosa In London&#8217;s Little India.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The road to Perivale is dull suburbia.&nbsp; But we stopped at a library boasting a cafe, which turned out to be a really nice bit of early 20th Century library architecture, with a cheerful volunteer explaining they were keeping the library from closure due to council cost-cutting. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/pxl_20240501_0907162911891456611044471528-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5008\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/pxl_20240501_0907162911891456611044471528-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/pxl_20240501_0907162911891456611044471528-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/pxl_20240501_0907162911891456611044471528-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/pxl_20240501_0907162911891456611044471528-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/pxl_20240501_0907162911891456611044471528.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Perivale Library photo Kevin Flude<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>They had made the library really cosy with sofas and comfortably sitting areas. Sadly, the promised Caf\u00e9 was not open.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/pxl_20240501_0907315208065490538624473777-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5009\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/pxl_20240501_0907315208065490538624473777-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/pxl_20240501_0907315208065490538624473777-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/pxl_20240501_0907315208065490538624473777-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/pxl_20240501_0907315208065490538624473777-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/pxl_20240501_0907315208065490538624473777.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Perivale Library. Interior. Photo Kevin Flude<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The volunteer pointed us in the direction of a sandwich at the Tesco in the Hoover Building.&nbsp;I had no idea this icon of Modernism was a short walk away, so we jumped at the chance to see, at close range, one of my favourite London buildings.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/pxl_20240410_1313101782092348279666319902-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4970\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/pxl_20240410_1313101782092348279666319902-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/pxl_20240410_1313101782092348279666319902-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/pxl_20240410_1313101782092348279666319902-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/pxl_20240410_1313101782092348279666319902-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/pxl_20240410_1313101782092348279666319902.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">The Hoover Building (photo K Flude)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I regularly point it out to the groups I take to Oxford.\u00a0 But I have never seen it up close nor standing still. Not only is the building a fabulous cream and green, but it has a backstory of interest to London&#8217;s history.\u00a0 As road transport began to remake the geography of London in the early 20th Century, factories in Hackney, Tower Hamlets, Southwark, Lambeth, and other Inner London Boroughs closed, and new factories were constructed on the roads out of London, mostly manufacturing consumer goods.\u00a0 Park Royal, Greenford, Slough and Staines were among the areas to develop as consumerism powered the 20th Century with the production of irons, kettles, hairdryers, radios, washing machines, vacuum cleaners and suchlike delights for the workers and families. The fields around were turned into rows of semi-detached houses to mortgage to the workers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" data-id=\"4982\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_03-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4982\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_03-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_03-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_03-768x432.jpg 768w, 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src=\"https:\/\/www.chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_16-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4981\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_16-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_16-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_16-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_16-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_16-1152x2048.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_16-scaled.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" data-id=\"4985\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_17-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4985\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_17-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_17-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_17-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_17-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_17-2048x1152.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" data-id=\"4987\" src=\"https:\/\/www.chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_18-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4987\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_18-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_18-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_18-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_18-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/chr.org.uk\/anddidthosefeet\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/perviale-mrs-towser-apr24_18-2048x1152.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8216;<em><strong>The Hoover Building<\/strong> is a <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Listed_building\">Grade II* listed<\/a> building of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Art_Deco\">Art Deco<\/a> architecture<sup><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hoover_Building#cite_note-1\">[1]<\/a><\/sup> designed by <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wallis,_Gilbert_and_Partners\">Wallis, Gilbert and Partners<\/a> located in <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Perivale\">Perivale<\/a> in the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/London_Borough_of_Ealing\">London Borough of Ealing<\/a>. The site opened in 1933 as the UK headquarters, manufacturing plant and repairs centre for <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Hoover_Company\">The Hoover Company<\/a>.<\/em><sup><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hoover_Building#cite_note-:0-2\">[2]<\/a><\/sup>&#8216; (Wikipedia). It has been converted to apartments and a Tesco occupies the Factory Floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What made this trip even more special was that one of the original buildings has become a Hotel, in which we discovered  a massive Indian Restaurant.\u00a0 There, we found it full of about 500 people eating a fast-breaking Eid dinner. \u00a326 to eat as much as you can, all self-service, with scores of chefs serving their delicious tureens of Asian food. Such a great cultural experience, and rather better than the tasteless Tesco sandwich we were expecting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If I&#8217;m passing the factory on a tour, I tend to read to my group Sir John Betjeman&#8217;s patronising poem &#8216;Slough&#8217; which is about the horror of the new consumer society. \u00a0 &#8216;Slough&#8217; is wonderful to read and, yet, also, awful, not just the Oxbridge author looking down his long privileged nose at the lower classes but going to the extreme of suggesting Slough would be better off bombed to smithereens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Guernica was bombed on 26th April 1937 and &#8216;Slough appeared&#8217; in a Betjeman collection called &#8216;Continual Dew&#8217; in the same year (I havent located a reference with the actual date of publication).&nbsp; Bad taste in the extreme, hardly mitigated by the fact that it was originally written in 1928 and was about trading estates in general rather than Slough in particular.&nbsp; Still, despite all it is still one of my favourite poems for the insight it gives to attitudes of the British class system.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, here it is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Slough<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!<br>It isn\u2019t fit for humans now,<br>There isn\u2019t grass to graze a cow.<br>Swarm over, Death!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Come, bombs and blow to smithereens<\/em><br><em>Those air-conditioned, bright canteens,<\/em><br><em>Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans,<\/em><br><em>Tinned minds, tinned breath.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Mess up the mess they call a town-<br>A house for ninety-seven down<br>And once a week a half a crown<br>For twenty years.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>And get that man with double chin<br>Who\u2019ll always cheat and always win,<br>Who washes his repulsive skin<br>In women\u2019s tears:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>And smash his desk of polished oak<br>And smash his hands so used to stroke<br>And stop his boring dirty joke<br>And make him yell.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>But spare the bald young clerks who add<br>The profits of the stinking cad;<br>It\u2019s not their fault that they are mad,<br>They\u2019ve tasted Hell<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>It\u2019s not their fault they do not know<br>The birdsong from the radio,<br>It\u2019s not their fault they often go<br>To Maidenhead<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>And talk of sport and makes of cars<br>In various bogus-Tudor bars<br>And daren\u2019t look up and see the stars<br>But belch instead.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I<em>n labour-saving homes, with care<\/em><br><em>Their wives frizz out peroxide hair<\/em><br><em>And dry it in synthetic air<\/em><br><em>And paint their nails.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Come, friendly bombs and fall on Slough<br>To get it ready for the plough.<br>The cabbages are coming now;<br>The earth exhales.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>850 new factories were built in Slough before the outbreak of world war two, and the Trading Estate was first seen here. And yes, they are bleak, and Slough is even now, not the most exciting or architecturally sophisticated of towns.\u00a0 But to imagine bombing a town in a time when there was a real fear of mass destruction from the air?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I particularly object to the line about tinned food because I was brought up on tinned beans, peas, steak and kidney pudding, pineapple chunks, peaches, and rhubarb.&nbsp; And exactly what is wrong with a hair-dryer?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Before I read Slough, I recount an experience I had years ago with an American group who suddenly started laughing for no reason.\u00a0 I enquired, and they pointed to a huge advertising hoarding with a poster about the Electrolux Vacuum Cleaner.\u00a0 Its location near the Hoover building, I imagine might have been deliberate, but what made the Americans laugh was the slogan:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8216;Nothing sucks like an Electrolux&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To a British person, the slogan works in a positive sense and we appreciate the wit.\u00a0 For the Americans, it made them all laugh with shock as to why anyone would pay to say their vacuum cleaner was complete pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, and second best? 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